“It’s a Real Nowhere Person…Sitting in its Nowhere Land…”

In honor (not really) of International Pronouns Day, and in not wanting one of my all-time favorite bands, the Beatles, to be censored by supremely illiberal Cancel Culture Left, I present what the title to 10 of their songs ought to look like in this day and age, bringing to mind yet another of their songs: Misery.

And I Love It

Baby You’re a Rich Person

Hey Judy

I Saw It Standing There

I Wanna Be Your Person

It Loves You


Person Madonna

Nowhere Person

Your Parent Should Know

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